Awesome Apparel Pt. 1

I had a dispute with my immediate and extended families tonight over ferrets.  My sister-in-law mentioned the unsuitability of the ferret as a pet.  I countered that it was at least suitable for a coat, which prompted looks of surprised disdain from the ladies of the family.

“You mean a mink coat?”  one queried.

“Mink, ferret, same thing,” I responded.

“Uhh, no!”

“So what you’re telling me is if I bring my wife a ferret coat, I’m going to get slapped?”

My rebuttal has now been pre-planned; “If I hadn’t told you it was a ferret, you’d have been happy!  Typical…I got it on discount!”

And look at the awesome things you can do with it: