About Me

“I’m very important…people know me. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”

It’s not just a line from Anchor Man, it’s true. I’m taking some measures to keep my identity mysterious and unverifiable, mainly because you have to be concerned these days about some ass taking seriously something you meant in complete jest.   Heaven above I hate our PC culture!

I work in a high school, and have degrees in psychology and theology (MA in theo.), hence the frequency of posts on related subjects. That’s also why I’ve enabled the setting that requires all comments to be screened and approved before appearing on the blog, and I don’t give out the address to my students.

It’s not so much that I believe in censorship, it’s that members of my church can be very political and sometimes uptight, hence the need to cover my proverbial, and attractively firm, backside (ladies, you know you like it).

As my “real-world” responsibilities steadily increase, I take cathartic comfort in writing this not-so-humble blog. It permits me to maintain my sanity, by spilling forth my inner insanity. Welcome, and drink deeply from my cup of pseudo-villainous plenty…


5 Responses to “About Me”

  1. abarclay12 Says:

    The ladies totally like it. I hear your need for censorship, mystery, and anonymnity. I’m glad you’re spilling your inner insanity with the world.

    I also checked out that article about the craziest foods – man, those foods are MESSED UP. Thanks for leaving me the link. It was a great site.

  2. dave Says:

    loving the site!!
    dude you posted a pic of a monkey toy to play the pigeon game.
    i been wannting one of these for ages! any idea where i can get one??



  3. artaban7 Says:

    FYI people, Abarclay12 runs one of the craziest, most hilarious blogs on the internet. Check her out at The Leaky Brain.

    Dave, thanks so much! Glad you enjoy my humble site. I’m not aware of this “pigeon game” you speak of–does the monkey sneak-up on birds and smash them between his cymbals? Because that would totally freak me out…

    I got the pic from a random Google Image search, so I’m afraid I can’t help track down the actual toy. Sorry!

  4. abarclay12 Says:

    Were you really assigned locker number 666?? The number of the beast?

  5. artaban7 Says:

    Oh yes, ABC, my posts may be facetious, or tinged with sarcasm, but all my “weekly confession” material is absolutely true.

    I was the proud keeper of locker 666 not for one year, but for two, as the administration switched senior locker locations at the end of my junior year.

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