Hard on the heels of finding the ShamWow song, students at school brought to my attention a story about front-man Vince. As the students were telling it, a hooker bit off Vince’s tongue, which prompted Vince to punch her a few times. Here’s hoping Vince had a ShamWow to absorb all the blood.
Skeptical as to the whole biting-off of the tongue, I took to the “interwebs” to ascertain the truth. Apparently, Vince is not sans tongue, but his crazy hooker did bite and refuse to let go, prompting him to play whack-a-mole with her face. I’d feel sorry for someone here if I didn’t think this was karma sending a pretty obvious wake-up call to them both for poor decisions.