…nude beaches. I’m watching the Olympics, and a commercial comes on featuring a nude beach, leaving me with the question, “Who wants to risk sunburn on their sensitives?!”
A housemate said in reply, “You can wear sunscreen.”
But who wants their sensitives reeking of sweaty flesh and sunscreen? Not this guy…
We haven’t even addressed the nudity. I wouldn’t be able to look at anyone–I’d be too embarrassed for them. To have people compare their bodies against my naked glory…it’s not fair to others. Nude beaches are just a bad idea.