A friend gave me a “calendar for educators” last December. A recent entry:
“A little girl asked her mother, ‘Can I go outside and play with the boys?’ Her mother replied, ‘No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.’ The little girl thought about it for a few moments then asked, ‘If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?'”
This could be a problem for me–I am a bit rough around the edges. But I want to assure all the ladies out there that I’m smooth in all the right places…; ). Unfortunately, in twenty years that may include my scalp!