Time is running out, and my imagination has provided three great costume concepts, so I’m turning over the choice to YOU. Which costume should I use?
1. The elderly Kung Fu Master.
I couldn’t find my picture of Egg Shen (Big Trouble In Little China), so this guy (Pei Mei from Kill Bill) will have to do. Fu Manchu, yes, but I’m envisioning a little less beard and a little more…paper-mache goiter. “You mock my goiter because you fear my goiter.”
2. Maverick + Wingman (for picking up the ladies).
Flightsuits and shades, all the way!
3. Leon Phelps, a.k.a. The Ladies’ Man, a.k.a. The Smoothest Man Alive This requires me to become black, and fake the fro, but I think I can pull it off. As for getting into the personality of the character, I’m already there : “My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love.” Replacing Leon’s name with my own isn’t much of an imaginative stretch…especially with the amount of dating I’ve been doing lately.